The Country Mouse and The City Mouse

I decided that I could write a book. 25 Ways to Relive Junior High. You know, how to relive those awkward moments, stupid feelings, embarrassing things you said or did... I also decided that I am much to ignorant/innocent/stupid to ever live in the city. And today I took myself right back to the fifth grade, when I spent a few months in the public school system. I won't tell you what I said, because you would think, "Oh that was dumb!" and I already know that. Besides, some of you may be offended by what happened... But we have all done stupid things and been laughed at for it... Let's just suffice it to say, keep your mouth shut at all times. Don't be friendly and don't try to save anyone from any embarrassment. You just might end up embarrassed yourself. *blush*