Monday, March 01, 2010

It's Just Criminal

I don't know about that Josh-kid who has taken up residence with us. I'm not sure he's entirely trustworthy. Just today I caught him in the midst of three major criminal acts, punishable by at least a few days in prison.

First thing this morning I caught him streaking.Then he was seen talking on his cell phone while driving.
And thirdly, he committed defacement of public property.

As his mother, I am just beside myself. Thankfully the first two offenses were only observed by myself, and caused no long term harm. But the third infraction had to be dealt with. The library was called and a new puzzle was ordered from Amazon. Now I will have to stash any and all writing utensils somewhere out of reach and we will have to postpone anymore library trips till the offender has grown out of this scribble-on-everything stage.

7 comments:

Nathan said...

You would make a fine prison warden. :)

Martha said...

How about that? Now your mother is doing impersonations! (And you thought Nathan really posted on your blog.)

"elizerop"- Do you know her?

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Stephanie said...

LOLOL, I love reading your blog Bethy!! You just have a way with words that puts a smile on my face!! Josh will learn.

Heather said...

Wow, a life of crime at such a young age. So sad;)

Martha said...

Where have you gone? Come back and see the new picture of Mandy and Eric. They can't see each other but they can hold hands.