Monday, June 13, 2011

He Dreams Dreams

He's so weird. Who else would question their wife's use of the bathroom in the middle of the night and still not get it when she says her bladder is full? Oh yeah... He would. The one who dreams dreams and catches things falling from the ceiling in the middle of the night, shouts at snakes that are not there and insists that someone is "there". I have stopped playing along at night and now just tell him how it really is and that he should lay back down and go to sleep. And for Pete's sake, if I have to go pee, do I really have to explain it to him? Yeah, I do. Cause I love him.

7 comments:

Wanda said...

HaHaHa wait til you get my and Don's age....most of our conversations relate to the bathroom...

Please pass the prunes!!!!

Thanks for the giggle Bethany!!

Heather said...

Oh my! Adam leads a VERY exciting life with all of that going on!!

Martha said...

And here I thought you were the weirdo...

Sherri said...

My friend's dad was that way! Once he was outside their apartment buidling yelling "fire, fire," and holding the building up. Of course he brought everyone out. Unfortunately he was naked. My friend remembers getting asked math questions on the way to the bathroom (he was a math teacher). You must live some exciting nights :).

Bethany said...

Oh my Sherri! I hope he never gets quite that carried away! And I thought standing on the bed to make sure nothing fell from the ceiling was excessive!

Anonymous said...

LOLOLOL Oh no!!! That sounds like me!! Stephen just tells me to go back to sleep and I do.Best not to ask questions of the sleep talker because they might get irritated. WE realy don't know what we are doing. Glad to hear I am not the only crazy one. Thanks Adam.

Martha said...

Grandpa once grabbed Grandma in the middle of the night. She screamed and he woke up. He had dreamed some guy kicked a big dent in his car and he was gonna let him have it! Guess it's a good thing she screamed. :)